Conversations between the opposite sex!

Woman (to Man): Till date I have not heard one intelligent thing coming out of your mouth.
Man replies: If I had intelligence would I be with you?

- - - -

Woman (to Man while shopping): Will this dress look good on me?
Man replies for the first time: Yes looks good! Buy it!
Woman (to Man while shopping, for a different dress): DoesTHIS dress look good on me?
Man replies for the second time: Yes LOOKS GOOD! Why don't you BUY IT?
Woman (to Man, for the 100th dress): Umm.. does this dress look good on me?
Man replies for the 100th time: JUST BUY THE DAMN THING ALREADY!

- - - -

Woman (to Man): I think I need new clothes.
Man: OK lets go shopping!
[6 hours later the Man is hungry, tired and close to collapse after following the Woman around the shopping mall]
Woman (cheerfully): Looks like I have finished my shopping!
Man (suddenly feeling energised): Oh GREAT let us head home then!
Woman: Umm.. wait I think you also need new clothes!
The Man faints.

:D