Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Two funny incidents....

I am slowly developing a strange reputation in Bristol!

Yesterday two funny things happened with me....

Incident 1:
It was evening time and I was up in my room. I heard my landlord enter the house. Since I had some work with him I went near the stairs and called out 'Jerry, I was wondering...' to see if he had few minutes to spare. Almost immediately he responded 'Azahar, I get worried when you start wondering!'

:D

Incident 2:
Some friends were over for dinner and as it usually happens after dinner we were just sitting around talking about various things under the sun.
The topic turned to what was the smallest size women's perfume bottle normally available in the market.
After thinking a few seconds I told my lady friend 'I guess the smallest size must be 250ml'.

She burst out laughing and said that that was too much and the smallest size was about '30ml'.

Then I realised I had been equating perfume sizes with the size of scotch bottles!
The smallest bottle of scotch normally available is a 'quarter' which is nearly 250ml.

:D

Monday, February 11, 2008

'Round the pole star we go....

Stars going round the North Star (Click on pic for a better idea of what I am talking about!)

Once I am gone....

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CHEERS TO MY LOVELY FRIENDS!

CHEERS TO LIFE!
:D

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Once I am gone...

There comes a time in all our lives when we must think about the world without us. The world after us.

We should plan what happens once we are dead. We should make our deepest wishes known.

My intention is, through this blog post to make known four wishes to be carried out, once I am gone and my ashes have cooled with the gentle evening breeze.
This is what I want my friends and loved ones to do:

1) BE HAPPY! Don't anyone DARE cry! :D I'LL BE HAPPY ONCE I AM DEAD! SO SHOULD YOU GUYS! We will surely meet again. I don't let go of my true friends that easily.

2) HAVE A DAMN HUGE party with lots of wine, women and food! :D It should be a rocking party! Once the party is over... forget why it took place, forget me, move on. :) I already would have!

3) SELL EVERYTHING I OWN. USE THE CASE FOR HELPING PEOPLE IN NEED. No one should know where the money came from. Silent charity is what I desire. :)

4) ENJOY LIFE! :)