An Alcoholic Achievement

My years of dedication to alcohol have finally paid off. I now look like an alcoholic!

Few days ago I had gone for a wedding reception. As soon as I entered the area where the reception was taking place my eyes fell on waiter carrying scotch. I did not say or indicate anything to him yet he came up to me and directly asked me 'with Soda or Water'.

I don't know how he knew I will take scotch. Maybe I was giving off a scotch drinkers vibe or something? Or maybe something in my body language on seeing the glasses full of scotch on his tray?

:D