GALLS AND BUTS ;)

From a forward:

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you
really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you
informed, the definition of each is listed below.

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask,?
"Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping
your wife on the ass
and having the balls to say, "You're next!"

Hahahahaha just toooo funny so had to post!